A TEXT POST

daphne-and-fred:

Do it for the vine? More like do it for the 5. Study for AP exams kids.

A TEXT POST

lokiloo:

My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”

I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.

A VIDEO

swtorlife:

friendlyneighborhoodgoth:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

?????

A CHAT
  • horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
  • girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell
A VIDEO

aneternalscoutandabrownie:

bellecs:

This is literally a Tumblr classroom.

Bonus!

And:

A PHOTO

annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

A TEXT POST

askmikasa:

buttholdtfubar:

I really wanna know how Carla Jaeger reacted when Grisha brought home an extra kid and told her about how she and Eren just killed three men

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pretty much

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memos-from-heichou:

ask-aot-eren:

memos-from-heichou:

Eren Jaeger and Armin Arlet are to stay no less than fifty meters from each other at all times until they can learn to resist the apparently strong urge to break out into renditions of “Don’t Drop That Durka Durk.”

Further-damn-more, if any of you other brats decide that doing so is prudent, I’m going to punt your ass halfway to Sina.

Got it?” 

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YOU THINK THAT WILL STOP US?!

[[That moment when an old post finally makes its way back on to your dash.]] 

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