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broughttoyoubytheletterq:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

no stop i already have one post ruining my life

Reblogged from Sarcasm in Progress
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I detest the masculine point of view. I am bored by his heroism, virtue, and honour. I think the best these men can do is not talk about themselves anymore.

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epic-humor:

When you feel you have lost everything, you still have

  • books
  • unexpected kindness in strangers
  • the rest of the world to travel
  • languages to learn
  • animals to take care of
  • volunteer work to do
  • the power of a good night’s rest
  • the changing of seasons
  • infinite things to learn
  • billions of people to meet and possibly love
  • billions of people who might love you back
Reblogged from class of 2018!
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megachikorita:

you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations

Reblogged from Sarcasm in Progress
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icecreamhelicopter:

malcolm in the middle was the realest show

Reblogged from Sarcasm in Progress
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egberts:

support group for ppl who used to be the same age as their favourite character but then got older

Reblogged from class of 2018!
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silviya7:

nice characters are good and important and strong

nice characters are not in any way inherently less interesting or complex or cool or badass than asshole characters

nice characters who go through hell and still remain good and kind and compassionate are so so strong

nice characters are not weak or boring or less badass, nice characters are awesome.

Reblogged from Behold the Girl Wonder
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jaclcfrost:

people legitimately wanting to be around me and like talk to me and be my friend makes me feel a weird mixture of flattery and confusion and moderate concern like. are you sure you want to do this. are you positive. are you aware of how much of an annoying loser i am. is this being filmed. and then when someone laughs at what i say it’s. satisfying but really scary. like are you okay. are you sure

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studylikeadoctor:

Whenever I feel like giving up I think about how Hermione managed to get O’s while she was fighting against the Dark Lord, saving her best friends, breaking 1982798437093812 rules and to top it all, putting up with Ron and Harry’s shit.  

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drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south.