My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”
I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.
“Eren Jaeger and Armin Arlet are to stay no less than fifty meters from each other at all times until they can learn to resist the apparently strong urge to break out into renditions of “Don’t Drop That Durka Durk.”
Further-damn-more, if any of you other brats decide that doing so is prudent, I’m going to punt your ass halfway to Sina.
YOU THINK THAT WILL STOP US?!
[[That moment when an old post finally makes its way back on to your dash.]]